you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's shark week go big or go home
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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