So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
As shirtless as possible
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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