Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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