They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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