This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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