why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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