Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
