doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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