Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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