bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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