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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
where are you?
Hypothermia
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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