Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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