is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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