We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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