What a fucking waste of an outfit
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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