dude i'm inner monologue high
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
