Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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