yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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