what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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