You're completely useless in the revolution.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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