that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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