You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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