Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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