A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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