so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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