The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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