Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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