the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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