Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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