thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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