and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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