Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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