Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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