You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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