she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Shame is for Republicans.
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