I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
