My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
