Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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