If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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