Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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