Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
