I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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