i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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