M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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