i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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