I can tuck mytits in my pants
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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