the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
where are my eyebrows?
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