So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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