3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I didn't notice because vodka
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
