my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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